Un baietel se scoala dimineata si merge in baie sa se spele pe dinti.
Acolo gaseste un barbat care facea acelasi lucru.
Copilul: tu esti noul baby -sitter?
Barbatul: nu, eu sint noul mother fucker.
Vin Diesel is the son of Nostradamus and Jessica Simpson. It is unclear whether he inherited his good looks from his mother and his intelligence from of his father, or vice versa.