Vin Diesel`s upper bicuspid is named Thailand and his pectorals are named East and West Berlin.
Vin Diesel`s real name is Mortimer Quincy Meriwether, Jr.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Pentru fiecare actiune exista un program guvernamental de intensitate egala si de sens opus.
I:Ce e mic, galben si zboara ?
R:Un vietnamez ce a gasit o bomba
I:Ce e mic, galben si merge pe sub pamant?
R:Un vietnamez ce cauta bombe.
Claudiu Raducanu in vizita la Adi Mutu, la Londra. Adi pleaca la antrenament, Claudiu iese cu masina la plimbare. La un moment dat Mutu il suna impacientat pe barcelonez:
- Claudiule, ai grija, au anuntat la radio ca e un nebun care merge bine-mersi pe contrasens in centrul orasului.
- Ba, Adi, da...