I'm celibate.
I've sworn off only the men like you.
Gravity only affects Vin Diesel for six hours out of every day.
Vin Diesel owns a logging company. His only other employee being a blue ox.
Vin Diesel already created a cure for AIDS; if only he could read and write.
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, ``Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery.``
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can`t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
The only reason Chuck Norris didn`t win an Oscar for his performance in ``Sidekicks`` is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That`s just suicide.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.