Un baietel se scoala dimineata si merge in baie sa se spele pe dinti.
Acolo gaseste un barbat care facea acelasi lucru.
Copilul: tu esti noul baby -sitter?
Barbatul: nu, eu sint noul mother fucker.

Let's be friends.
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.

My life is too complicated right now.
I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

I think of you as a brother.
You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance."

Vin Diesel is the son of Nostradamus and Jessica Simpson. It is unclear whether he inherited his good looks from his mother and his intelligence from of his father, or vice versa.

Vin Diesel owns a logging company. His only other employee being a blue ox.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.