In timpul celui de-al doilea razboi mondial, doi spioni nemti intra intr-un bar din Anglia. Se aseaza la masa si unul dintre ei striga la chelner:
- Two gins, please!
Chelnerul raspunde imediat:
- Dry?
La care cel ce comandase se ridica revoltat:
- Nein! Nicht DREI! ZWEI!!!!!
-Two Martini, please!
-Dry?
-Nein, zwei!!
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, ``Please don`t kill me.`` Too bad Chuck Norris doesn`t believe in magic.
When God said, ``Let there be light``, Chuck Norris said, ``say please.``
Dialog turistic:
-Two Martini, please!
-Dry?
-Nein, zwei!!