I don't date men where I work.
I wouldn't date you if you were in the same "solar system", much less the same building.
1.Ī:Ce e mic, alb, are aripioare si suge sāngele?
R:LIBRESSE.
2.Ī:Care-i diferenta dintre un avocat si un vampir?
R:Vampirul īti suge sāngele numai noaptea...
3.Ī:Care este cel mai al dracului vampir?
R:Always cu aripioare.
4.Ī:Care e diferenta dintre un avocat si un vampir?
R:Vampirul īti suge sāng...
Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say, ``I end lives``. Screw that; Chuck Norris can be re-arranged to say ``Chuck Norris``, Which means the same thing.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.