I don't date men where I work.
I wouldn't date you if you were in the same "solar system", much less the same building.
1.Î:Ce e mic, alb, are aripioare si suge sângele?
R:LIBRESSE.
2.Î:Care-i diferenta dintre un avocat si un vampir?
R:Vampirul îti suge sângele numai noaptea...
3.Î:Care este cel mai al dracului vampir?
R:Always cu aripioare.
4.Î:Care e diferenta dintre un avocat si un vampir?
R:Vampirul îti s...
Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say, ``I end lives``. Screw that; Chuck Norris can be re-arranged to say ``Chuck Norris``, Which means the same thing.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.