Cica era un tip intr-un bar si il astepta pe un partener de afaceri.La un moment dat il vede pe Bill Gates stand la o masa.Se duce la el si ii spune:
-Buna seara, domnule Gates.Sunt un mare admirator al dumneavoastra si ma numesc Dennis.Ma intreb daca imi puteti face un serviciu?
-Da, desigur.Despre...

Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

O broasca, stand pe frunza unui nufar pe un lac. La un moment dat striga (asa...de nebuna..): hei, you! dupa care se arunca in apa, iese la suprafata, se urca pe alta frunza de nufar si intreaba: who, me?

I: Cum se definesc sentimentele contradictorii?
R: Daca iti vezi soacra in masina ta cea noua stand sa cada intr-o prapastie...