The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.
Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
The only reason Chuck Norris didn`t win an Oscar for his performance in ``Sidekicks`` is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That`s just suicide.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.