Dear people,
When someone tells you you're one in a million, that means there are 1000 people just like you in China.
Sincerely, still feel special? :)) :))
- Ce zice administratorul de retea cand se intoarce acasa de la munca?
- 'There`s no place like 127.0.0.1!'
There's a slight difference in our ages.
You're ugly.
There's a slight difference in our ages.
I don't want to do my dad.
We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
When God said, ``Let there be light``, Chuck Norris said, ``say please.``
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
O mata si un cocos stau pe malul lacului; mata cade-n apa si cocosul rade.
MORALA: when there--'s a wet pus*y, there--'s a happy co*k!