Un tip sta în Danny’s Bar, la aeroportul Changi din Singapore si observa o femeie foarte atragatoare la masa de lânga el. E atât de frumoasa, ca trebuie sa fie însotitoare de zbor, îsi spune. Dar pentru ce companie o lucra?
Ca sa intre în vorba, se întoarce catre ea si-i sopteste sloganul D...

Let's be friends.
I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective thing.

I'm concentrating on my career.
Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

> > >> > When the end of the world arrives, how will the World's media
report
> > it?
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > 1. The New York Times:--- WE'RE DEAD
> > >> >
> > >> > 2. The Wall Street Journal :--- DOW JONES INDEX PLUMMETS to ZERO
AS
> > >> > WORLD ENDS - NASDAQ CLOSES SHOP , AND NIKKEI FOLLO...

Vin Diesel can tell how something tastes simply by touching it.

When The Transporter needs something transported, he calls Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel can be re-arranged to say, ``I end lives``. Screw that; Chuck Norris can be re-arranged to say ``Chuck Norris``, Which means the same thing.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris is 1-8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

Windows 98 is not a virus!
A virus does something!