Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
The phrase, ``You are what you eat`` cannot be true based on the amount of pussy Chuck Norris eats.