Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.
Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
The phrase, ``You are what you eat`` cannot be true based on the amount of pussy Chuck Norris eats.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.