> > >> > When the end of the world arrives, how will the World's media
report
> > it?
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > 1. The New York Times:--- WE'RE DEAD
> > >> >
> > >> > 2. The Wall Street Journal :--- DOW JONES INDEX PLUMMETS to ZERO
AS
> > >> > WORLD ENDS - NASDAQ CLOSES SHOP , AND NIKKEI FOLLO...
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says ``Go``. This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn`t heal.
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
ADD is not a disease. It`s just impossible to focus when you know that Chuck Norris could strike at any moment.
When Superman squeezes a lump of coal, he creates a diamond. When Chuck Norris squeezes a lump of coal, he creates an African child to work in his diamond mines.
When The Transporter needs something transported, he calls Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel created the idea for the game of soccer when he would fly a
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn`t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
When God said, ``Let there be light``, Chuck Norris said, ``say please.``
Chuck Norris doesn`t pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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