> > >> > When the end of the world arrives, how will the World's media
report
> > it?
> > >> >
> > >> >
> > >> > 1. The New York Times:--- WE'RE DEAD
> > >> >
> > >> > 2. The Wall Street Journal :--- DOW JONES INDEX PLUMMETS to ZERO
AS
> > >> > WORLD ENDS - NASDAQ CLOSES SHOP , AND NIKKEI FOLLO...
Vin Diesel created the idea for the game of soccer when he would fly a
When The Transporter needs something transported, he calls Vin Diesel.
When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn`t heal.
When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says ``Go``. This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
ADD is not a disease. It`s just impossible to focus when you know that Chuck Norris could strike at any moment.
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
When Superman squeezes a lump of coal, he creates a diamond. When Chuck Norris squeezes a lump of coal, he creates an African child to work in his diamond mines.
When God said, ``Let there be light``, Chuck Norris said, ``say please.``
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn`t real, it`s when he learns Chuck Norris is.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn`t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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