I don't date women where I work.
You're ugly.
I don't date men where I work.
I wouldn't date you if you were in the same "solar system", much less the same building.
Patient: I see green spots everywhere.
Nurse: Did you see a doctor?
Patient: No, just green spots!
Vin Diesel tried to start a business where he would recharge batteries simply by gripping them in his hands.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.