Trei vampiri merg intr-un bar. Primul zice:
-Un pahar de sange...
Al doilea:
-Suna bine! Si eu tot un pahar de sange.
Al treilea:
-Un pahar de plasma
La care barmanul ca sa fie sigur ca a luat comanda corect:
-Doua SANGE si un SANGE-LIGHT?
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Au apărut pastilele VIAGRA LIGHTS (pentru labagii), VIAGRA PLUS (pentru satisfacerea nevestei) şi VIAGRA MENTHOL (pentru dat m**e).
There's a slight difference in our ages.
You're ugly.
There's a slight difference in our ages.
I don't want to do my dad.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn`t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
When God said, ``Let there be light``, Chuck Norris said, ``say please.``