Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
There's a slight difference in our ages.
You're ugly.
There's a slight difference in our ages.
I don't want to do my dad.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn`t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
When God said, ``Let there be light``, Chuck Norris said, ``say please.``