Au apărut pastilele VIAGRA LIGHTS (pentru labagii), VIAGRA PLUS (pentru satisfacerea nevestei) şi VIAGRA MENTHOL (pentru dat m**e).
There's a slight difference in our ages.
You're ugly.
There's a slight difference in our ages.
I don't want to do my dad.
When God said, ``Let there be light``, Chuck Norris said, ``say please.``
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn`t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Trei vampiri merg intr-un bar. Primul zice:
-Un pahar de sange...
Al doilea:
-Suna bine! Si eu tot un pahar de sange.
Al treilea:
-Un pahar de plasma
La care barmanul ca sa fie sigur ca a luat comanda corect:
-Doua SANGE si un SANGE-LIGHT?