When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he`s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris doesn`t pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
O mata si un cocos stau pe malul lacului; mata cade-n apa si cocosul rade.
MORALA: when there--'s a wet pus*y, there--'s a happy co*k!