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Cautare 'chuck' - 104 rezultate - Cele mai recente bancuri - Pagina 2
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ADD is not a disease. It`s just impossible to focus when you know that Chuck Norris could strike at any moment.
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The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
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We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, ``Please don`t kill me.`` Too bad Chuck Norris doesn`t believe in magic.
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The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.
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Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
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When Superman squeezes a lump of coal, he creates a diamond. When Chuck Norris squeezes a lump of coal, he creates an African child to work in his diamond mines.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren`t the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck`s nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; eit
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It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not ``attempt`` murder. 74 6.
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Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
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Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
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