Bula, insotit de alti doi derbedei, se afla in apartamentul unei nimfomane, incercand sa satisfaca apetitul gazdei; in pielea goala, cei trei se straduiesc cu spor.
La un moment dat, sotul doamnei isi anunta sosirea, trantind usa de la parter. In panica, doi dintre amanti apuca sa se imbrace, strec...

Sa cumperi un prezervativ de la second hand.

hands-free

Sa cumperi hartie igienica de la second-hand.

Sa mananci mancare de la SECOND HAND.

Care este diferenta dintre o femeie si un loc de parcare?
- Cele bune sunt mereu ocupate, mai raman doar cele pentru handicapati

Compunerea unui elev de clasa a VII-a la geografie:
Noi locuim in Europa, o tara mult mai mica decat Asia. Insa ce au ei avem si noi in felul nostru. La ei Marea Moarta cu o salinitate mare, la noi fantanile umplute cu sare de handicapatii ce nu au ce face. Astfel la noi se creaza o sete ca in deser...

Culmea saraciei: Sa cumperi mancare de la second-hand...

Vin Diesel is responsible for single-handedly keeping Quebec part of Canada.

Vin Diesel tried to start a business where he would recharge batteries simply by gripping them in his hands.

Vin Diesel lives in a castle that he built by hand using bricks made of the compressed souls of the damned.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Vindem second hand.

Culmea saraciei: sa cumperi mancare de la second hand