Vin Diesel is responsible for single-handedly keeping Quebec part of Canada.

Vin Diesel tried to start a business where he would recharge batteries simply by gripping them in his hands.

Vin Diesel lives in a castle that he built by hand using bricks made of the compressed souls of the damned.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.