Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Vin Diesel is responsible for single-handedly keeping Quebec part of Canada.
Vin Diesel tried to start a business where he would recharge batteries simply by gripping them in his hands.
Vin Diesel lives in a castle that he built by hand using bricks made of the compressed souls of the damned.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.