The quickest way to a man`s heart is with Chuck Norris`s fist.
Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims ``6 Feet of Fun`` is actually the trademark for his penis.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Chuck Norris is 1-8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris